Friday, June 19, 2009
The Few, the Proud, the Epic.
Team Epic is on the road! The Team is an elite force who's one and only mission is to embrace the daunting responsibility of saving the earth from a super cyber-intelligence. They will not stop, they will not rest, they will not eat, drink, or stop watching movies until they have achieved their goal and fulfilled their destiny! For this mission, they will be trucking almost non-stop to McMinnville, OR, near Portland to deliver storage units critical to the survival of all mankind. From there, they perform a super secret, undercover mission involving fluid transportation devices. Then they make a high speed escape from Ninjas sent to assasinate them. Stay tuned for more updates as the mission progresses.
Random Mission Quotes:
"I feel the need to brush my teeth."
"Everybody remain calm. We only have a small crisis underway."
"The intelligence of an average human comes from powerful bacteria drowned in a sea of communicating gravel."